6 Young Male Celebs You Secretly Want to Fuck

Nick Jonas

Strummin' my Pain

I can't name one song from the Jonas Brothers, I don't even know what he sounds like when he talks, But I've always known one thing, THIS MOTHAFUCKA IS HOT!

Most people have made jokes about his recent Marky Mark esque sexy pics where he grabs his Calvin Klein crotch with jeans around his knees. You joke and shake your head, but honey, yall are just like me, waiting to get off work so you can lube up!

TAKE IT OFF DADDY

Many of us remember him as a curly haired minor with his corny brothers, so we feel guilty about licking our lips at his beautifully tan body. But now, he's twenty-two and FINE!!!! His sweaty body on stage and the cockiness in his swag makes you imagine him handcuffed to your bed. You envision him being a romantic, you are confident that those fingers which expertly manipulate instruments, could stimulate your...He's the type to make love by candlelight. He's the type who you call ADORABLE around your girlfriends but daddy in the privacy of your bedroom fantasies.

Cougars, he's the young man from down the street who cuts your grass and you invite him in for a glass of water. Surprisingly, he does things to you that your ex husband never could and you quickly forget that you're twice his age. And gays, he is the Houseboy who drives you and your partner wild!

Is it those succulent lips that look like they will gently caress your lips down below?

Or is it those silver dollar brown nipples that must taste like Hersheys chocolate?
For me it's also that happy trail of wispy hair that compliments that defined v-cut. Not to be upstaged by those bedroom eyes that have you fantasizing about him naked, as he strums his guitar and serenades you with lullabies. Maybe he can tie your hands together with his sweaty tank top.
And to my GAY TOPS,
There's THIS to behold...

He's got your Big Willy Style jumping!

But you won't admit it, you'll force a sarcastic joke, you'll type SMH in the comments, but you know good and well that when this photo appeared on your Facebook feed, you stood on brick.
That tight firm ass needs to be parted like the Red Sea and my staff....
I digress.
Ladies, you hope Miley Cyrus didn't leave a virus in him but you want him to leave a baby in you. You wonder how crazy it would be for a forty year old woman to attend one of his concerts and try to get backstage.
I've got a jones for Jonas, and I don't care who knows.

Diggy 



Dig into Me



Please stop smiling young man, no, do not bat your eyes like that....How old are you? You're making me feel like Stella and I never asked to get my groove back! You were just out of diapers when that movie came out so I don't want to upset the Reverend. But good God, the boyish charm looks good on an adult body with chiseled abs. Those bedroom eyes have me feeling guilty, because I know you still have Batman sheets. You're nineteen and you're making grown people feel obscene.

What makes Diggy so irresistible? It's  that prettyboy swag, that juicy bottom lip and those romantic big brown eyes that seem like they'd pay attention to every expression of pleasure on your face. He's the type to fuck with the lights on, to make sure he does it right, to pay attention to your body and make sure his tongue is going in the right places. He's the type to give you a coconut oil massage while whispering hood shit into your ear. You've seen his shirtless pics, but only until recently have you been allowed to stare longer. Boys are men now. You slip your hand down your dress, into your pants, into your pussy, into your ass, onto your dick, into your mouth, wondering what bad things that good boy can do to you.

His body is a warm ocean of smooth,
         Silky caramel
                   and you want to ride it
                               With your surfboard.

Diggy Simmons, don't run and tell dad 
That I want to bobsled on your dick like Cool Runnings.

Wait are those bumps on his dick? Don't mean to ruin the mood

ROMEO
Shake your Spear

The best person for Diggy to tag team your ass or pussy with is ROMEO, and I hear there's nothing 'lil about him.
Though he is twenty five at the time of this blog, I had no idea he was so old. I'm not too much older than him but I somehow remember a little scrawny boy rapping. The son of Master P grew up to be downright sexy. Caramel and muscular just like Diggy, you imagine these boy toys kissing your body in unison. Their full juicy succulent lips and rapper hands simultaneously touching your nervous body. You keep forgetting that they are legal but you soon forget your first name as Romeo's thick brown dick hits the top of your tongue. Oh Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?! I will die if I can't have you. Fuck me on your basketball court, cover me in whip cream and lick it off, then SHAKE YOUR SPEAR in my ass Romeo!!!!

What is it about Romeo that makes you want to stick your breasts in his mouth? For starters, his name. There's something about the name Romeo, which is why Shakespeare used it in a romance play. You better not grow up to be ugly with a name like Romeo, you'll be bullied for life. The name fits him. You want to kiss him passionately and you get the feeling that talking dirty is his expertise.

Ohhh Romeo, hands behind your head. I'll take care of it

You want him to spit sixteen bars into your pussy, let your clitoris give him a standing ovation.

For my gays, you want him to literally spit in you, prison style, but somehow manage to make love to you simultaneously. You want to grab his bubble butt while he pumps it in from the front. You imagine that he likes to light it up while riding you. Good God, you can't get enough of Romeo, my, my, my how he has grown to five foot, eleven inches and you hope he's got the package to match.



And that's the face Romeo makes while you are sucking his big, thick, heavy, hard DICK

Ryan Sheckler

Skater Boy Toy

OOOH Ryan, you are a Capricorn like I am. There's something about a hot White skater boy. I admit, I know nothing about skateboarding or your competitions, but I do know how hot you looked on MTV. There is something about those big blue eyes and that engaging bright smile that makes a girl want to bring you home to her parents. (Until you realize they won't understand how someone can be a professional skateboarder). Ryan I will be your skateboard, fuck a surfboard, I'll do flips for you and ride you into the most exotic places.

 You're the type of guy to fuck a girl at a bonfire and make her holler like a choir. As for me, I'm not a girl, but I would dress up for you. Hell yea, I'll go all Britney Spears on that dick and scream out oh BABY BABY! I bet you don't shave down there, you're one of those all natural skater boys with armpits like a lions mane and an Amazon jungle dick. I don't mind, in fact, I prefer it. I'll take pleasure in shampooing your pubes and watching you play video games in the nude.

Ryan, I would lick the sweat from your armpits. Now lay back and let me enjoy your hard board. I want to taste those pink lips against my mouth and then you can put them anywhere you'd like. I'll gently run my fingers through that amazing full head of blonde hair while I stare into those big light eyes, immersed in love. Now stop being lovey dovey and tea bag me while you stand on the railing.

He's the high school crush that you drooled over from the other side of the cafeteria. He's with his bros, caps turned backwards and sitting on top of the table, never in a chair. You always see him in slow motion, turning toward you and smiling. You're all giddy until you realize he's smiling at that bitch behind you, Marsha, who gets whoever and whatever she wants. Then you remember, you don't even have a vagina, so you don't stand a chance, even if it weren't against Marsha. Ladies, you know you'd have him over your place to paint your spare bedroom. You make sure to turn the air conditioning off so he decides to paint shirtless. He gets paint all over that tan lean body, you offer to clean it off with your hot wet washcloth. You roll around on the floor with him, covered in wet paint, sliding all over his young hard body. 

 SHAG ME SHECKLER!!! 

Wear that diamond chain while you fuck me from the back. I want to hear it slapping against your tatted up chest. Don't worry, you can still play even though the streetlights came on.

Cameron Monaghan

Shamelessly Sexy

Shameless has to be one of my favorite shows of all time, not only because of the ridiculous Gallagher drama, but also because of the mind altering sexiness of Cameron Monaghan. He is one hot ginger. He's grown before our eyes, from a freckled face kid to a tall, hot ginger. Sort of like a male Lindsey Lohan, lol. There's an added bonus when he bares his naked ass in Shameless during gay sex scenes. I must say that he looks exactly like Gabriel Basso from The Big C, and he's hot too.

Tight white smooth muscle ass. Imagine getting fucked like this after school (He's of age in this photo)

Cameron, I want to see your red pubes so bad, I would spend the night in them. The way you fuck those men in Shameless has me reaching for my Vaseline. (The writers of the show are NOT RIGHT!)

In every film I've seen him in, he gets shirtless at some point, and my God, is it a sight to behold. He looks like he would take control. He's the kind of guy who rapes and robs you in a back alley, but you are too aroused to fight back. He bites the back of your neck, pulls your hair and fucks you hard against the wall.

You can't believe that the freckled face child actor became such a stud. It feels weird that all these kids have grown up, turned into sex symbols and all you can do is jack your dick in shame. You envision your hands caressing Cameron's tight muscle ass, pouring hot wax on it and watching him squirm. Kiss his ass, go ahead, but soon he flips over and forces you to the ground. Soon his THICK dick is slamming your ass while his military dog tag beats against his chest. He uses his spit as lube. Grab your tissues. 

You want to go skinny dipping with him, play it off as innocent fun until he lays lakeside to sun bathe. Look at his wet hair against his forehead, his six pack glistening in the sun, no, you can't resist. You straddle him, kiss his small pink lips as he thrusts his dick into your pussy, into your ass...Gay man or straight woman, you want this young stud, all of him. Inside of you, on top of you, underneath you...Swallow him whole. 

This twenty one year old with hair of gold is a SEX GOD. You say to your friends, "My has he grown into a handsome young man!" But when you get home and the doors are closed, you imagine him growing harder inside of you. He's not only handsome, but he's a HUNK. You want him to ravage you. Pleasure yourself.

His transition was uncanny, from an awkward nerdy looking kid, to a full grown wood chopping man. Do you feel old? Well maybe he can make you feel forever twenty one. With his tongue.... My God, the innocence in his eyes makes you feel bad about staring at his lips, but hey, he's an adult. An adult whose done more than enough sex scenes on cable. Gay men, you know good and well you use that Wet lube when you watch his gay sex scenes. You wanted to be that store owner getting fucked in the storage room. It turned you on even more that his father walked in on it. Again, the writers are so wrong, but sooo right! Cam, take me; Take all of me!

JUSTIN BIEBER 

Oh What the Hell, Why not?

I can't stand Justin Bieber, he's an asshole, a prick and he looks like a buff lesbian. But when you put a trash bag over his head, he's got a really nice body. Quiet as it's kept, you agree with me. If he came over, took his shirt off and revealed that chiseled tatted up body, you would get undressed too. Something confusing runs through you when you see his shirtless pics, you hate his personality but there's something about his cockiness and you know you cant resist that body. 

He's the guiltiest pleasure, because he looks like he's twelve, thus why the trash bag is needed. The happy trail gives hint of some type of puberty and you are so darn curious about his vagina........You would eat that pussy out. Oh wait, you think he has a dick? Well you're curious about his dick but you anticipate it being small with big balls. You anticipate him being clean shaven, EVERYWHERE. The fact that he is liable to call you a bitch and ask you if you're a "Belieber" during sex kind of turns you on in a kinky way. You've told no one about these fantasies, as they could get you excommunicated from modern society. 

He's such a poser, an immature spoiled Canadian cunt 

That needs to get gang-banged by Black dick. Usher, start it off

I admit, the pic above turns me on, the thought of Usher plowing that lesbian pussy turns me on, but then I remember, Usher is a bottom.....

And apparently, so is Justin. LOOK AT THAT PHATTY!

He better be glad he didn't get jail time for his DUI

GAY RACISTS? A Gay Black Mans Testimony

Like most Thursday nights, I went to a popular gay bar, where for an hour, if you are bare chested, you get free drinks. He would be there every time, looking like Willy Wonka, (the original)
but somehow, alluring. He was middle aged with big blue cult leader eyes and a beefy semi-hairy chest. He would always stare, but never speak. As he was surrounded by big Black men, I figured like most White men in DC, he fetishized them.

I was drunk from the free drinks in a plastic cup. Horny from a crowded room of bare bodied testosterone. He spoke to me and soon we were out of the door. With gay men, not much talking is needed, playing hard to get isn't necessary, leave that for the women. The hook-up was established, but I couldn't drive yet, I was too intoxicated. I rode on the back of his bike down five city blocks to his apartment building. He offered me another drink and soon we were naked. As we were messing around, I heard something barely audible leave his lips. I didn't want to believe what I knew I heard. Was I just drunk and hearing things? As the room spun around me and his hateful blue eyes pierced into me,
I heard it again...

 

He apologized.
I left.

That wasn't the first time when a white man wanted to be a slave master in the bedroom, the word had been uttered before. A young grad student, an older Jewish man, and some enjoyed making my BLACK DICK the star of their fantasy. From my experience, most White gay men, at least in the Washington D.C. metropolitan area, do not see Black men as anything more than either a science experiment, you know, something DIFFERENT to gawk at, or an object to DOMINATE with their slave master mentality.
 

Often times on dating websites, young White men advertise their distaste for Black men by saying, "WHITES ONLY" Craigslist is notorious for this with White guys saying, "WHITE ONLY, JUST MY PREFERENCE." Is it a preference or a disgust and fear of the Black man?

It seems that once these young White men become older, pot bellied and undesirable, that only then do they open up their doors to young Black men. As a young Black man, I have attracted countless older White men who seem to have exhausted their options in the good White world.

They seem to think every young Black man has a dream of being with the almighty White man. The White man who offers them "GENEROSITY" if they come over and allow them to suck their big black cock. Because of course, all of us Black men are broke and need saving??!! But many of us don't even have big black cocks, and God forbid they pull down our pants to see an average dick, we are a freak of nature. Unnatural, because we aren't the stereotype, we aren't what their fetish calls for. Even Lafayette in True Blood had to be a TOP.

Why should we allow them to undress us, to dehumanize us with their limiting labels about us. Why should I lay naked and be called a Nigger? As a writer, I've stayed with torments purely for the knowledge, for the uncomfortable muse to voice my next social commentary. I really wanted to know if my hypothesize was true, at least in this pretentious Hell hole of a nation's capital.

You see I knew these White men wouldn't show their true colors casually outside of the bedroom. I had a hunch, that the white sheep only show their Wolverine blades during sex, in a dark room, when no one else is watching, when their victims guard is let down from booze and hormones.

I wanted to know how a White man who used his charms to get me into bed, could now use the worst word known to man? I wondered how his Black friends viewed him and if they knew about his bedroom pet names. Did they like to be humiliated and dominated? Was it dressed up under the guise of role play?

In my situations, It couldn't have been role play, because role play has to be agreed upon beforehand. I never said anything about getting off to being called a nigger. Then of course, some people get off on extremes or taboos, and may actually not be racist, just inappropriately sexually adventurous. Or maybe they are just racist underneath their excuses and conscious thought? Who knows, I'll need a psychologist for that assessment but this isn't an HBO documentary, nor an HBO budget, it's a free blog that I do in my spare time.

When I go to a gay "mainstream" club, which means WHITE, little emos come up to me asking for drugs after they've walk right passed the White guy with his hand in his pocket....

I assume they were thinking,

A Blackie would never come to one of our clubs just to dance

And oh how the white boys run away from me when I attempt to dance with them, it's pathetic how some of them slip me their numbers later.
Think about it.

Guess whose not coming to dinner.....

Similar reaction of White boys when I try to dance with them

Here's the kicker,

At a club, a young White boy and his friends told me,
 "You are the hottest Black guy we've ever seen, Hotter than that rapper, T.I."

Apparently White gays dig T.I.

I was so honored to be deemed attractive by a group of good White men, after all, being hot for a Black guy is the biggest compliment the almighty White boys can give you. They knew just what I needed, a compliment from a White man because after all, it is ONLY their opinion of my attractiveness that matters. Out of all the mongrels, was born a beautiful light brown skin creature whose Blackness wasn't typically ugly.
I was hence validated. I was therefore better than my Black counterparts; Inducted into the White world via House Nigger status because by God, a White man deems me more attractive than T.I., which is a feat that most Black men can never accomplish with their Black ugliness! I'VE FINALLY MADE IT! TIME TO BUY GOLF CLUBS!

 

YIKES! Sorry Black people, I was being sarcastic, don't disown me

I am not saying White gays are all racist, I've known and slept with those who are far from it. I am sure if anyone reads this blog they will put words in my mouth and make me out to be some sort of gay New Black Panther, while others will criticize me for sleeping with racists, as if I knew they were racist beforehand?

This is simply a testimony. It is not for anyone to agree or disagree with, for it is from my experiences and mine alone. I have RARELY met an older White man who hasn't exhibited some type of racism in the bedroom. I have rarely found young White men who are willing to date a Black man, much less be friends with him.

And yes, Black men have similar issues, they don't want to date outside of their race for the most part, they do have ads on Craigslist with "Blacks Only", but for the most part, we do not exhibit a pattern of fetishizing White men. We are not in a position of power in the gay community because we are not apart of the gay community. That's why there are separate prides. The Whites, and Asians with inclusion membership cards, are proud of being gay but not proud that Blacks and Latins are gay. We are not the face of their gay pride parades, we are not in their gay themed films and we are always the ignorant "MANDINGO THUGS" in their porn movies.

We don't have broken backs or mountains, we just have supposed big dicks and occasionally a DJ booth for the White twinks to be friends with us for.
If Lance Bass came to one of our clubs, we wouldn't look at him funny, how do I know? Because I have brought countless White friends to hip-hop themed gay clubs, it wasn't awkward.



OK, well maybe it was a little awkward...


What was awkward, was me at show tunes happy hour, wondering why all of the White guys get the attention of the White bartender before me. I was there first, but of course, they figure Whites tip better, so let the Black guy stand there in the back of the proverbial bus.

And all of this makes me wonder; Are we as Black gay men not standing with these White gays in the EQUALITY movement because we don't even feel equal within this so called gay community?

UNIFIED WHITE GAYS FIGHTING FOR EQUALITY NATIONALLY

 

 

 

WHERE ARE THE BROTHAS???

AREN'T WE IN THIS TOGETHER?

 

Here they are...

Scaring White redneck families at a non-pride event

 

FYI: Black gay Prides receive less sponsors, less funding, less media attention for their events, probably to do with the more homophobic Black culture as well as the mainstream which doesn't have a place for Black gays.

Mainstream pride events often market to the "WHITE GAY" population, rarely Blacks and Latinos, thus Latin Gay Pride and Black Gay Pride were created. A segregated gay community is certainly not a community at all.



 

 

MAINSTREAM BIG BUDGET (WHITE) GAY PRIDE PARADE

LOW BUDGET BLACK GAY PRIDE PARADE...of sorts

 

White gays do not even include Blacks in marketing campaigns for their gay cruises, I dare you to find a diversified ad for a gay cruise. They assume we can't afford cruises.

 

 

 



However, I will admit, even us Blacks assume things about ourselves sometimes.

Look at this photo, who is the TOP in your opinion?

 

And this one...

 

 

Look at this photo, What are your initial assumptions about finances?

*PAUSE*

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No judgment either way coming from me. But who ingrained this into our heads?

When this athlete came out kissing his boyfriend, us Black gays dragged him all over the internet for the color of his boyfriends skin. When I made a video celebrating their love, it was flagged by gay men...

GAYS OF ALL COLORS, IF WE ARE FOCUSED ON EACH OTHERS SKIN COLOR, THEN HOW CAN ANY OF US ASK FOR EQUALITY?

It seems that as a Black man, I am invisible to most White gay men, if at all present, I am merely an entertainer, a spectacle, something checked off the bucket list.

I don't live for the eyes or approval of White people, but what I do live for, is CLOCKING PEOPLE ON THEIR BULLSHIT, and if you noticed, I didn't leave my brothas out of it either. Most will hate this blog, but before you form an opinion about my opinions, read it again, then look at the gay scene in all of it's dimensions. Investigate, listen to the stories of others, walk into a bar, read the profiles, watch the films, the shows, see what's missing....then tell me I'm lying.

 MAINSTREAM APPROVED GAYS

 

 

Mainstream Controlled Image of the Black Gay Man

 

FETISH: BIG BAD BLACK TOP COP

Black Gay Prostitute for almighty White men

 

"I'M GAY!"

*CRICKETS*